when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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