drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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