Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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