I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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