Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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