marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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