I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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