The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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