He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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