she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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