I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
This is the high leading the old right now
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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