You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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