There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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