I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!