On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
