Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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