Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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