Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I have tasted many bathrooms
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