So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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