Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
this will be a night to untag.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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