xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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