yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Of course I have a pirate flag
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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