Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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