So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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