Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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