You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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