I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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