i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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