Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Two words: nipple clamps
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