Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
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watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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