carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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pop tarts are not kleenex
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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