Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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