Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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