im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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