you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Boobs are out for the taking
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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