clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
she looked like the before picture.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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