i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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