Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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