he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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