that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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