I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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