she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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