i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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