I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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