Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
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Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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