The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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