honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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