i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I met the friendliest cop last night
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
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NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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