Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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