After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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