I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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