North Korea, Best Korea!
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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