Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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