There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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