chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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