splinters make it hard to masturbate
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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